Category Archives: Potty Training

The Queen of Farts

The Queen of Hearts She made some farts, All on a summer’s day. The Knave of Hearts, He stole the farts, And wiped her bum all clean. The King of Hearts Call for the farts, And beat the Knave full sore. The Knave of Hearts Brought back the farts, And vowed he wipe her bum […]

Little Jack Horner’s Potty

Little jack Horner sat on a potty, Trying to poop away, He push it on down, And out plop a poop, And said, “What a good boy am I!”

Hickory Dickory Plop

Hickory Dickory plop, The poop fell in the toilet. The bum got wiped, The toilet got flushed, Hickory Dickory whoosh.

Mary Mary, Quite Comparie

Mary Mary, Quite Comparie How does your toilet flush With a silver handle and a whoosh noise, And water taking the wast away.

Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Kid

Tinkle, tinkle, little kid How I wonder what you did. Up above the toilet so high, Like a water spout in the sky. Tinkle, tinkle, little kid, How wonderful what you did!

Hey Piddle Piddle

Hey Piddle Piddle, The Cat and the fiddle, The Cow jumped over the toilet. The little dog pooped On to the furn, And the dish ran away With the poop.

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