Daily Archives: 2015-10-30

The Queen of Farts

The Queen of Hearts She made some farts, All on a summer’s day. The Knave of Hearts, He stole the farts, And wiped her bum all clean. The King of Hearts Call for the farts, And beat the Knave full sore. The Knave of Hearts Brought back the farts, And vowed he wipe her bum […]

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